Announcing [the thing] to
[audience]. Plainly: what it is, who
it's for, what's actually new, why now
— no "excited to announce", no
"game-changing", no exclamation
marks.

Announce Something Without the Hype

Plain announcement, with the usual words banned.

Prompt

I'm announcing [the thing] to [audience]. Write it plainly: what it is, who it's for, what's actually new, and why now — with no "excited to announce", no "game-changing", and no exclamation marks.